Donald Trump vs The Ten Commandments

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# Original Version Trump Version
1. I am the Lord thy God and thou shalt not have other gods before me. "Only I can fix it." - 2016 RNC acceptance speech
2. Thou shalt not make for thyself any graven image. TIME asks for removal of fake Trump covers from golf clubs [The Guardian]
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. "If you don't support me, you're going to be so g--damn poor." -- [politico.com]
4. Remember the Lord's Day/Sabbath to keep it holy. 106* Sundays playing golf [trumpgolfcount.com]
5. Honor thy Father and Mother He does admire and emulate his racist father, so we have to give him partial credit on this one. However, there is this: "If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." The View, Mar 6, 2006
6. Thou shalt not kill. 193,000* Covid deaths, many attributable to his lies.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Partial list:
  1. Marla Maples (as documented in the NY Post)
  2. Stormy Daniels
  3. Karen McDougal
  4. ...
8. Thou shalt not steal. Does cheating on your taxes count? Or not paying your bills?
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. 20,000+* lies, as tabulated by the Washington Post.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. "I did try and f*** her. She was married." - Access Hollywood tape [NY Times]

(*)     All numbers and tallies are as of Sep 12, 2020, and can be expected to grow.