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Original Version |
Trump Version |
1. |
I am the Lord thy God and thou shalt not have other gods before me. |
"Only I can fix it." - 2016 RNC acceptance speech |
2. |
Thou shalt not make for thyself any graven image. |
TIME asks for removal of fake Trump covers from golf clubs
[The Guardian]
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3. |
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. |
"If you don't support me, you're going to be so g--damn poor." --
[politico.com] |
4. |
Remember the Lord's Day/Sabbath to keep it holy. |
106* Sundays playing golf [trumpgolfcount.com] |
5. |
Honor thy Father and Mother |
He does admire and emulate his racist father, so we have to give him partial credit on this one. However, there is this:
"If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
The View, Mar 6, 2006 |
6. |
Thou shalt not kill. |
193,000* Covid deaths, many attributable to his lies. |
7. |
Thou shalt not commit adultery. |
Partial list:
- Marla Maples (as documented in the NY Post)
- Stormy Daniels
- Karen McDougal
- ...
|
8. |
Thou shalt not steal. |
Does cheating on your taxes count? Or not paying your bills? |
9. |
Thou shalt not bear false witness. |
20,000+* lies, as tabulated by the Washington Post. |
10. |
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. |
"I did try and f*** her. She was married." - Access Hollywood tape
[NY Times] |
(*) All numbers and tallies are as of Sep 12, 2020, and
can be expected to grow.